found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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