Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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