Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
His hands were made for my vagina.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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