i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish you could order shots online.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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