nut hugger
Nicole vs. Life
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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