she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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