Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This is the high leading the old right now
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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