He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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