You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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