how do flat chested girls get laid?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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