it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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