Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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