someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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