I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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