You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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