You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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