you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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