I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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