He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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