Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Text me some of your sweat
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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