the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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