I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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