just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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