did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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