it's like iHOP with fire
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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