if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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