hotel room ftw
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
