I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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