using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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