Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Randomize