I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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