Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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