Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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