pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
be right there i have to get my cape
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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