Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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