Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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