youre lurking in front of me
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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