Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
