Your tits are I can't wait for
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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