she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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