Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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