you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
