he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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