I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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