is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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