i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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