I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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