Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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