maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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