also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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