i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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