Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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