i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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